DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
#ngl i want this really badly #omg and at some point they end up picking up enjolras #who happens to be heading in the same direction in hopes of reuniting with some of his friends #because he had flown over to washington dc to interview for an internship when the zombie plague broke out #while all his friends remained at the university #and so now he’s traveling with R and marius #and cosette and eponine have officially joined their ragtag group as well although there was a bit of tension at first #(which marius tries to defuse like ‘it’s a good thing you stole our last car that one would have been cramped with this many people’) #(he receives three bemused stares and a glare from R) #and so their all riding along together with enjolras and grantaire constantly bickering and marius continuing to put his foot in his mouth #until they come to a town and enjolras is like omg i know this place turn left here i know where we can stay #and they end up pulling up in front of a random house in some bland looking suburban neighborhood #and they pile out of the car and into the house which doesn’t seem to be anything special but enjolras is skipping ahead all excited like #and he turns around with his arms spread wide and is like ‘my friends we are standing in the house of none other than jean lamarque’ #(who’s apparently some prominent political activist enjolras fangirls over hard) #marius has never heard of him but enjolras looks so excited he just smiles and nods along #and so they’re staying at lamarque’s house enjolras is excitedly looking through the books on his bookshelf #as grantaire who is apparently the only other one who knows who lamarque is is annoying him from the couch with cynical comments #when lamarque walks in dressed as a zombie #after whacking him with a fire poker and determining that he is not in fact an actual zombie enjolras starts fangirling over the man himself #all like ‘JEAN FREAKING LAMARQUE’ #omg i really want this au
And there it is folks. The big “twist.” Except, I figured metatron wasn’t actually speaking to us. That’s not spns style at all.
All I can say is fucking metatron why isn’t he dead.